1. If the way you discover the blow out is by someone saying, "what is dripping on my shoes" and noticing a huge brown streak going up your child's back. (This happened to my husband but how he didn't get ANYTHING on himself is still astounding to me)
2. You discover there is no way to hold your child that does not get some poo on you.
3. The lady is the women's bathroom washing her hands at the sink stops suddenly upon seeing the saturated state of your little angel and pulls down the changing table for you without even stopping to dry her hands.
4. You have to come up with a plan to get the soiled outfit off of your daughter without spreading it anymore and wishing for some scissors to just cut off the outfit like they do in the ER.
5. You actually contemplate giving her a mini bath in the bathroom sink.
6. Your amazing mother comes in and calls it a "4-hander" and assists you in stretching the neck of the outfit to drag it down your child's body, not over her head.
7. You rinse the outfit in the sink only to realize that it's not worth it and end up throwing it away and you don't feel bad about it one bit.
8. The whole time your child is being changed people keep coming up saying to your child in such sweet tones, "You must feel so much better."
9. Your little angel lays there the whole time with a look of obvious relief as you pull out the spare outfit (that is, of course, not as cute as the original outfit).
10. You feel the need to clean the changing table.
I love my little chubbers.
Did I mention she does NOT LIKE HATS OR HEADBANDS?!
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